Wow, seriously, I have way too many clothes.
Hey! There’s that old sock I blamed the dryer for eating!
Man, where’d all this dust come from?
It can’t have been that long since I vacuumed . . . can it?
What’s that growing in the toilet bowl?
I used to love this wallet. Hey look, an old gift card! Wonder what the balance is . . . oh . . . that’s it? Bummer.
Oh cool, my college ID . . . huh, I actually look good in this picture!
Wow, there’s a lot of dead spiders. . . .
Yikes, they’re not all dead! Smash! Now they are.
You’d think I’d have noticed these cobwebs long before now!
How did I accumulate so many notebooks?
Empty gift boxes?
Partially-filled albums and scrapbooks?
Wow, seriously, I have way too much stuff in general.