Round and round like a bathtub drain,
Tornado-ing on again and again.
The little blue circle spins and spins,
The webpage gapes at me . . . paralysis wins.
Come on, computer, I’ll punch out your screen,
Just give me the page and I’ll let you be.
Stupid page, just load already!
I don’t have time for your stupid stupidity!
Quick check of my email, then get on with my day,
Won’t you cooperate? Why must you play
This stupid game every blasted time
I turn on my laptop? I say, it’s a crime!
I know it’s early, you still want to sleep,
Guess what, me too . . . I don’t give a bleep.
Well, threats and abuse still don’t work.
Restart and shut-down can’t fix this quirk.
That little blue circle just keeps on spinning.
If laptops had faces, this one would be grinning.